這樣的候選人

最近世界一片愁雲慘霧,追看美國共和黨副總統候選人 Sarah Palin已成為一大調劑。周四的副總統辯論自然不容錯過。

Sarah Palin上周接受 Katie Couric 專訪,專訪分數日在 CBS晚間新聞播出,當有關救市的頭條新聞叫人心煩,接着的 Sarah Palin專訪簡直叫人「如沐春風」:嘩哈哈,咁都得?!

就連熱門話題 華府的bailout方案,Sarah Palin也茫無頭緒;至於「阿拉斯加鄰近俄羅斯」的外交經驗更不提也罷。今周播出的專訪亦是笑話一籮籮,最好笑的莫過於Katie Couric問她看甚麼報紙雜誌時,她卻顧左右而言他。Katie Couric窮追不捨,她九唔搭八的一句「阿拉斯加不是外國」以守為攻,意指 Katie Couric的問題質疑她不看報紙是「侮辱阿拉斯加」。當Katie Couric問她除了Roe v. Wade外還有甚麼最高法院判決不贊成,她完全口啞啞。Katie Couric不時嘴角乏笑(我常常覺得她在奸笑……),但更多時是不耐煩:眼前的受訪者完全叫她「吹脹」!

周四的副總統辯論沒有如想像中「精彩」,Sarah Palin一如所料扮 cute,繼續答非所問,她也明言:「I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear.」(很 cute啊!)無論你問我甚麼,我只是照貓紙答問題,你問我醫療保健?對不起,我沒有這張貓紙,我只想談稅務及能源政策。這樣語無倫次(真為 Joe Biden難過)、扮 cute扮草根扮了個半小時,最後她說:「I like being able to answer these tough questions without the filter, even, of the mainstream media kind of telling viewers what they’ve just heard. I’d rather be able to just speak to the American people like we just did.」阿姑,別開玩笑了,你有答過問題嗎?別再將你的無知推給傳媒抹黑好不好?(她辯論後接受霍士訪問,怪責傳媒不懂問問題,所以令她出醜)

美國右派一致認為 Sarah Palin表現出色,能夠代表普羅大眾云云。我可能真是個無可救藥、傲慢自大的左派,我實在難以想像腦筋正常的人看過她多次表現後仍然可以投票給她。

Sarah Palin跟小布殊沒有兩樣,只是長相比小布殊「甜美可愛」,但依我之見,她跟 Saturday Night Live 的冒牌 Sarah Palin還是難以匹敵。扮演 Sarah Palin的 Tina Fey表示只會扮到十一月五日,言下之意明顯不過:但願這位小丑只是過場性質,否則真是天亡美國了。

P.S.連續兩個 post都是 Sarah Palin,看來我已成為她頭號粉絲……

2 thoughts on “這樣的候選人

  1. “她辯論後接受霍士訪問,怪責傳媒不懂問問題,所以令她出醜)”

    Oh I didn’t see the Fox interview. Palin’s behaving like a typical freshman student uninterested in academic work but goes to College just for the parties, blaming the professors for not asking only the questions she has swotted!!

    And I cannot believe “professorial” could be a derogatory term in the context of electing the President of the country. Yeah, trust the frat boys and the beauty queens to run the whole university, what a bright idea! You’re so right that Palin is Bush in drag basically.

    I was so “inspired” by the entertainment value of her debate performance that I actually paraphrased a Sound of Music song in honour of Palin’s debate performance on my blog.

  2. Sarah Palin is entertaining, but also dangerous. She is now acting as McCain’s pit bull, accusing Obama “palling around terrorists”. But as Keith Olbermann pointed out, she is the one who has been palling around right-wing extremists, including her pastor, who pursued witch hunt against a Kenya woman. Not to mention her husband was a member of Alaska Independence Party. Sometime I think the Democrats are just too nice to McCain/ Palin.

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